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Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub!

Jun. 30th, 2006 | 08:54 pm
mood: contemplative contemplative

It's interesting the way different cultures have different ideas of bathing. I used to only take showers about once a week, which of course is frowned upon in our society. I now bathe daily, sometimes more than once depending on my activities of the day, and find it actually quite hard to believe that one could comfortably function without being clean. Until I have showered, I find that I am quite groggy and not functioning at my full potential. Because of this, I find it interesting that for some people bathing daily is not essential. Italians, for example, do not bathe as often as most Americans find normal, and yet they function as well as anyone else. 
I think that perhaps it is all a matter of how we think of things. When I was younger and bathed less frequently, I had no problem functioning. As I got older and began to shower more often it became a habit, almost an addiction. Now that I am used to being constantly clean, I have difficulty going without my shower.

Whatever.

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Oh the delight

May. 14th, 2006 | 01:49 pm
mood: amused amused

Eeyore is in such a lovely mood today! I mean, I've been in better spirits, but I'm not depressed and I'm not unhappy, so things are looking pretty good. 
It's Mother's Day, and I didn't do anything about it, if you know what I mean. I suppose I should make a card, and I even thought perhaps I might make some oatmeal raisin cookies, which are Mommy's favorite. It's sad the way Eeyore didn't have a mother. 
I really like using this "Rich Text" format and creating beautiful entries. It makes me all the more happy. Another thing that makes me happy is that school is almost over. Although I still have to write a bunch of junk thats due tomorrow. 

Ah well, Kitties are sexy.

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Just call me Eeyore

May. 8th, 2006 | 09:24 am
mood: cranky cranky
music: NONE

I am pissed because I just wrote a whole entry and this damn computer deleted it. Screw this, this is all you're getting.

And this: I like my FINGERNAILS

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The 80's Bimbo and the Slovenly Ogre

Mar. 11th, 2006 | 11:36 pm
mood: amused amused
music: Smash Mouth

One day Rhonda was skipping gloriously through the meadow when she was suddenly startled by a beastly sight. A giant ogre, dripping mucus and reeking of dung, came stumbling out of the woods and stood at the edge of meadow, gazing dumbly at her. Rhonda gasped a high pitched gasp and, flinging her stiff 80's hairstyle behind her took off running. BAD IDEA. The ogre, who was so stupid that he might not have noticed her if she hadn't shrieked, spotted her immediately. A blur of neon clothing and shiny jewelry, which glinted in the sunlight, Rhonda was a very appealing sight to the ogre, who only ever saw ugly ogre women that looked quite like himself, and so he decided that he should get this little colorful creature and take it home for himself.

.......To be continued....maybe....

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Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails

Mar. 10th, 2006 | 11:24 pm
mood: sleepy sleepy

It was quite a lovely day today, though I have seen days more glorious, it was a delightful break from the shitfulness of winter. And no more school for at least a week and a half! Oh how my heart sings praises of whoever it was that created spring break!
Ugh, I LIKE butterflies.

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Doggies eat poop!

Feb. 21st, 2006 | 10:59 pm
mood: cheerful cheerful
music: DONG DONG DONG DONG...the clock!

Kitties are so pretty! They make me happy. I saw a nice dog today, and it made me happy too, even though I don't usually like dogs!
I love it when cats love me, it makes me so splendidly overjoyed. I like knitting too. I should knit little cats or something. It wouldn't be the same though, because they wouldn't be moving.

My favorite brand of tissues is Kleenex. They are just so nice. Oh, and Puffs suck ass. The nasty lotion they have on them causes an allergic reaction in my delicate nostrils which causes my baby nose to run even more, forcing me to use more tissues and so on and so forth. It's a vicious circle of hatred and phlegm.

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Valentine's Day is Hot!

Feb. 14th, 2006 | 06:59 pm
mood: happy happy
music: the dryer

There are all these morons that hate Valentine's Day because they don't have a boyfriend or a girlfriend to share it with. That's soooo stupid! Valentine's Day doesn't have to be just about that kind of love.

It's about making little Valentines for everyone you know and drawing special little hearts on them just for them. It's about getting candy from Mommy and Daddy and baking cupcakes. It's about showing all your friends how much they mean to you and how much you love them. It's about getting free cookies at school and wearing pink and red. It's about spreading the love, man! You don't need a boyfriend or a girlfriend to celebrate love.

Love actually is, all around.

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School is Destructive to Your Health and Psychological Well Being

Feb. 8th, 2006 | 06:52 pm
mood: stressed stressed

Yes, it's true, school is damaging to your health. It affects us in many ways, some of them positive, but most of them being negative and nasty.

Firstly,  your physical state. You have to wake up at unspeakable times that you never would dream of waking up at - like NINE! After several weeks of this rigorous sleeping schedule you become tired, worn out, and begin to function at unreasonably low mental levels. You constantly are fueling yourself with any food that you can come upon to make up for the power you are missing from sleep. You drag yourself through life and avoid any situation that might suck up some of your dwindling energy. It is now that the Psychological damage becomes apparant. You are so tired that your brain is not working at it's usual speed, and this will first become noticable as you try to take notes in class or do homework. A series of odd things will start happening such as: You think you have written the numbers "432" and look back later to see you have written a random word that has no meaning; You try to respond to simple questions such as "What is your name?" and "Where do you live?" and find yourself struggling to remember. It is around this time that you will start to feel yourself nearing an emotional breakdown. Kindly inqueries such as "How are you?" and "How was class?" turn into ugly taunts in your blurred mentality and you start to lash out at loved ones.

It is at this point that you promise yourself that you are going to start going to bed early, finishing homework when you're supposed to, and try to regain some of your previous sanity. However, you soon realize that no matter what you do, this feat is not entirely possible. Why? Because school is evil. That's all there is to it.

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School is a Big Stinking Heap of Crap...and other cool thoughts

Jan. 26th, 2006 | 11:25 pm
mood: sleepy sleepy
music: The sound of the dehumidifier

School is heap of good for nothing shit. Well, not really. Actually, I quite enjoyed myself today. There is something quite satisfactory about getting books and notebooks and pencils and marching around to various different buildings looking all smart and busy. And then when fun things happen, like Christmas parties or weird activities in the galleria, it feels like being at Hogwarts! Talking to people adds to the excitement even more. When people who know you from other classes say stuff to you, you feel so cool because people are actually talking to you! Or when you're talking to a friend in the hallway and the other people walk by it's like, Hey, look at me, I have friends, dumbass! So, school is pretty cool.
Of course, I could look at it pessimistically and say, but what the hell is it really good for? Am I really actually learning anything worthwhile? I don't even know what I want to do, so this degree will get me nowhere! And besides that, I might not even graduate from this crummy place, so what the hell is the point?!?!?
But, instead of thinking those wretched thoughts, for the time being I choose to optimistic and sunny and enjoy my time prancing through the hallways and galavanting with my friends.

And now it's time for Kate to take some quizzes!

Guys Like That You're Sensitive

And not in that "cry at a drop of a hat" sort of way
You just get most guys - even if you're not trying to
Guys find it is easy to confide in you and tell you their secrets
No wonder you tend to get close quickly in relationships!


You Have Your PhD in Men

You understand men almost better than anyone.
You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.
Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful.


Your Pick Up Line Is

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.


Your Stipper Song Is

Barbie Girl by Aqua

"I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation"

You're hilarious and cute - yet you still pull off sexy!


Your Inner Retro Girl Is

1950s Pinup


What Your Underwear Says About You

You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

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Urination

Jan. 18th, 2006 | 05:33 pm
mood: amused amused
music: Relient K, fool!

I have to pee, but when DON'T I have to pee? Kind of never. Even if I don't HAVE to pee, I pretty much always COULD pee. I guess it's just one of my many talents!
I like Relient K. They're sexy, like me. I have sexy friends. Really! All of them is sexy. They have to be, to keep up with me.
I hate institutionalized things. It makes me hurl. HURL!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

If you were a frog, would you be proud to be a frog, or would you wish you were something else? What would you wish to be?

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Which Desperate Housewives Character are you? (pictures)

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