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The 80's Bimbo and the Slovenly Ogre

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Mar. 11th, 2006 | 11:36 pm
mood: amused amused
music: Smash Mouth

One day Rhonda was skipping gloriously through the meadow when she was suddenly startled by a beastly sight. A giant ogre, dripping mucus and reeking of dung, came stumbling out of the woods and stood at the edge of meadow, gazing dumbly at her. Rhonda gasped a high pitched gasp and, flinging her stiff 80's hairstyle behind her took off running. BAD IDEA. The ogre, who was so stupid that he might not have noticed her if she hadn't shrieked, spotted her immediately. A blur of neon clothing and shiny jewelry, which glinted in the sunlight, Rhonda was a very appealing sight to the ogre, who only ever saw ugly ogre women that looked quite like himself, and so he decided that he should get this little colorful creature and take it home for himself.

.......To be continued....maybe....

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